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The Pizza Tragedy*

Here, you will find the beginning to the truth of how this pandemic affected our world, our lives, and the universe surrounding us.

The Year was 1945,

World War 2 was nearing its end, as the Axis powers were being surrounded on all sides. In spite of the commotion, a Pizza uprising was boiling in a small suburban town named Champaign, in the prairie state of Illinois. The great cause to this conspiring rebellion: The hefty capital(cash) being transported to and from major factories in Illinois that'd normaly be producing and harvesting ingredients such as spices, tomatoes, and dough (key ingredients for crafting Pizza). The problem with this wasn't that the factories shut down, or had pests, rather it was because ... instead of crafting all of those major ingredients to every day cuisine, the Capitol of the United States of America had redirected the factories in Champaign to switch into producing ammunition to greater help the war effort. The people were mad, angry, and confused. There was no worse event than to lessen the supply of pizza. Though, this, was only the beginning. The people had been relentless, revolting and protesting this decision. The shortage didn't end after World War 2, though, because the Cold War had only just started brewing. That leads us to now;

The Year is 2023.

This was the true year of change, the year widely known for the start of the Redemption Era. But the festivities wouldn't last long, as a new problem arose. You see, in order to understand what led up to this event (which will be disclosed shortly) we have to understand what happened in the year of 1969 which brought the Pizza Rebellion to a whole new chapter to this seemingly fantastical story.

The Indisclosed Revelation of 1969

On July 20th, 1969, Neil Armstrong accomplished the human race's first step on the moon. But space dust was not the only 'thing' that lingered on the extraterrestrial body. Coincidentally, at the very spot where the Humans landed, a virus not known to mankind, dormant for millions of years had been awakened. It's name: Jaccuzi-A29B.

DUN, DUN, dun?

Now, we really are back to 2023. The year where Jaccuzi-A29B disclosed itself to the world. Jaccuzi-A29B Isn't a normal virus, like the Common Cold, or the Flu. In contrast, it doesn't directly affect humans. What it does has eyes for though; Pizza Seeds.

The Beginning of the End

Now, we are stuck with this problem. It is being broadcasted across the world, across the universe, to the few, yet the many. Advance onward to learn more about this major event in the history of Human-Kind.

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